2012

Well we are 30 minutes in and Woody Harelson just made his first appearance as the crazy homeless woodsmen. This is going to take a while...I guess I will write a little bit. I was trying to reflect a little bit about my first 28 years on the planet. I have learned a lot about myself. I have learned that family is not always blood, it is easier to please your self than other people, life is more fun when you sing it, having friends is one of my greatest accomplishments, my life is going to be full of smiles, it is easier to stand out than fit in, and when I drink a lot I dance and fall asleep.

I was walking home from work on Friday and came across a segway tour in front of Busch Stadium.. I thought it was really funny and took a picture and showed it to Pat. I checked FB today and Kelly had posted a picture of her and Skup on vacation on a segway tour. My friends crack me up. I wonder if any Washington D.C. locals were taking pictures of them and laughing? I would have beat them up. I am glad no one on the tour I came across had besties.

I keep getting all of these dog related cards for various occasions. Am I a crazy dog person? Just because I am constantly taking pictures of my dogs does not mean I am going to have them ironed on to my t shirts. But I will share them with the world. I mean people take a million pictures of the kids and no one calls them crazy baby people.

People let me tell you 'bout my Beesst Friend!

Unhappy St. Patricks day and other calamities

Boy was it tough dropping Patrick, Mike and Avery off on Wednesday. I don't think I will be able to do that one again until it is frowned upon that I drink, but I figured since I am trying to pass my securities test that it would be smart for me to use the time studying (and watching 9-4 all day they were doing travel shows in Ireland). I will admit that I teared up at Rick Steve's travels. Rick, I think you can retire, you will never have a better audience. Took cookie to the vet that day too and had to weave in and out of a green sea of beer on legs again got depressed about not being a boozy leprechaun. But I picked Pat up from the parade went to dinner and had a couple of beers, and woke up feeling amazing on Thursday..cant say the same for O.B.C.

Also am staring to celebrate birthday '10. I request that people sing "Birthday to you, Birthday to you, Birthday dear Kate, Birthday to you". This is a tough one to swallow, I know that people on the planet are older than me, but aren't you supposed to have things accomplished by the time you are 29? I don't feel like I am ready yet, I haven't even mastered typing with out looking at my fingers. Never the less it is upon me. I will hold my head up and walk into Tuesday a brave woman...but not before i buy wrinkle cream Monday night.

Boy this Pacific is loud and did I just glance up and see an arm and a head dismembered? I don't know how people watch this. I will have nightmares tonight, I can barely watch Law and Order SVW without a shake awake. I am a ninny. I couldn't even make it through Candy Man on Channel 11. If something bad is out there, I would just rather not know about it. I live in a mystical world where I ride a unicorn to work on the rainbow turnpike. I cant handle the news, even a co worker turning a corner gives me a good b movie scream. Here is my parting questions....when actors play dead, how do they not breath? or is it wax people doubles that they film for the dead parts? I have tried pretending to look dead and it is not easy...in my opinion, whoever played Bernie in Weekend at Bernie's should have won the Oscar that year.

HOLY FR*ck I love sewing.

Sorry I haven't blogged in a while I know you all miss me. Now this is what I have been up too...

Work is crazy right now, and after sewing I wanted to shout from the mountain tops my new found but not equal to O.B.C love. But the mountain tops were all the way in the basement and I didn't feel like wrapping up snuggie-ing it down stairs and plugging in the lap-top...yes I understand the concept of a lap-top. Then Thursday strolled around...still felt like shouting but the mountain tops were covered with work and I didn't have two licks of time...

I did however learn a couple of tricks on my camera phone and sent Pat some pictures that I took of him unbeknownest(sp?) to, well him actually. I digress. I really want to document my progress of my lessons and will figure out a way..because I know my followers are scratching their eyes out to see them.

Last night was movie night...after some Strong convincing to Megan, we finally got her on board with "just a movie"..."for real"...."no drinking"..."no house of rock"...The scene...El Maguey...The dinner Burrito de Jalisco..it is so embarrassing to order, I have literally no concept of pronunciations and feel like Chris Farley Zaggots lady. The topic of conversation...Mer's new pet hedgehog...and...does FaceBook promote cheating...ok enough of that...yes she really went to a store, sought out, and purchased a hedgehog. Hi Mer. you are nuts!

The Movie: Valentines D(ont)ay. It was everything I was expecting and not one Intelligence Quotient more. I mostly went to get points on my movie watchers card...and of course the El Maguey. I really want to see Crazy Heart, and the next time The Legend of Billie Jean comes to the theaters I will camp out for tickets.

Tonight Fish Fry-Ok, so far not doing super hot on the Healthy Lifestyle...I will probably go for the Fish Tacos.

Oh yeah remind me to tell you a story about an ol' lady, a maxima, and two hundred dollars...