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Wednesday, March 10, 2010

I am not sure if anyone noticed

Buut. I am the next Steve Jobs. It only took me an hour and a half, but I have learned to apply a background to my blog. I did it last night while Pat was watching the dogs. Of course when his stupid show came on (I am referring to Lost) I had to get up and watch the dogs, Soo I will be working more on it in the future. I have sewing class tonight, God, last week was frustrating. Do you know how hard it is to sew a straight line on a circle?? Not to mention Andrea said my pants look like I should be a farmer bc of the print. You know when you picture something in your head how perfect it is and well constructed and people are fawning over themselves to get a second look. Well that is EXACTLY the case here.

I never really told you how we got rid of our Maxima did I?
We had come home on a Friday to a note on the door, Pat I wish we would have saved that...
"If you want to sale me your car, call Danny 314-555-555"...hmm. We were very hesitant to call Danny bc you are thinking the same thing...We don't want this guy knowing where we live..Too late. He got out of his car stuck a note on our front door while Our powder puff husky was probably inside doing his nails. We call him and before Pat can even get "We are calling about th.." Danny says he will be here in 2 minutes and hangs up on him. 10 minutes later...(I am guessing this is why Danny looks like he is un-employed) Danny and Co. drag up. In a car. Spray painted. Half gold. Half red. We go to greet them very graciously but Danny is a cut and dry kind a guy. How much you want? Well it doesn't run... How much you take? Well we were going to donate it because it doesn't run...Charity, This guy right here is charity (grabbing his larger than life friend) Then we get to the meat and potato's of the story. Big guy's Old Lady is about to pop and they need something to get around in...He can produce her if need be, we should see her, she is HUGE. (poor Old Lady, no girl wants her better half saying she is big) Back to Danny...So how much we talking here..100..? Um we should prob think about this...200...250..Ok 250 you can have it...Danny get his money out and counts it on the hood...The look at the inside, right past the filth and see the car for the gem it is and they drive off into the sunset, Old Lady in tow. If you are lucky one day you might be cruising along Gravois and be cut off by them pulling a u-y.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Tuesday.


Here is an updated picture of out little daintypawed puff ball. We pick her up from the vet on the 25th!
Now down to business. My brain is made of musslemans. I sat in training all day today talking about tps reports with out one lick of net time. I had to go to the grocery store and get dog food which I hate bc the bag weighs as much as me...actually had a yummy meal of mexican food for Fat Tuesday, but since I am not one of those people that think pictures of my dinner is some innovative thing to put on a blog I will spare you that...and bc our camera is on vacation. Trust me, if it was working we would have already sold our hot tub.

OK so back to me...now ate our yummy meal...tried blogging but O.B.C. made me watch the dog show with him and make witty commentary which is draining when you had to lift a 90 lb bag of dog food. And to be honest I am not in the mood to be all that witty BECAUSE of sitting in the chair all day talking about TPS reports, my back hurts by my O.B.C. is stingy with backrubs. Shout Out. So now my night gets worse...wait for it...I am one of the seven people on the planet who do not watch nor understand lost. And guess what is on. RAAAARh. I mean really smoke monsters, jacob, time warps...you have all been sucked into star trek 2010..muwahaha. Not that I dont like trek but call it what it is...i mean there is even a bald guy that looks like Jean Luke Picard. Give me American Funniest Home Videos.

Also want to give a shout out to a loyal reader and a lung. Lung, Get with the program!!!